115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

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• Sara Barron http://sarabarron.com
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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

 1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
 2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

• The full list of sounds used are here.  

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul