D&C Mini - May 27, 2013 - Gold!!!

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. It's a tasty snack to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

In this mini, Mike Sains (of the "Tower of Sour" podcast) joins me to talk about some astoundingly poor scams - one of which actually worked! Plus: strange internet finds (daddy issues, my stalker is the best and a unique proposal question).

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Mike Sains is on Twitter (@MikeSains ) and on Facebook (Facebook.com/eatmoretruth)
• His podcast is "Tower of Sour" at Soundcloud.com/towerofsour  
• Also: follow the podcast on Facebook at Facebook.com/TowerOfSour and on Twitter @TowerOfSour)

Info

• Stories: They only want gold! Just gold! and Sharp Donuts! 
• Listen to   "98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance" - the latest full show of "Dazed and Convicted".
    
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MUSIC & SFX:



• Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
• For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN110077
  
  

98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance

You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days!

Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week.

Plus: Craigslist kindness!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Dave Waite can be found at: DaveWaiteComedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/DaveWaiteComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@DaveWaiteComedy   
• His podcast is "Waite For It", is on iTunes.

Info

• This week's stories: Helpful Marriage Counselling and Gynecology "Seduction".

Related episodes

• Episode 97 was flurry of HIV activity - with soothing musical interludes! Check it out: Musical HIV vs. Preventive Euthanasia
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

For the 1st sketch: the meditation background music is: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691. 

The Mariachi Band is from Soundbyter http://www.soundbyter.com/2011/08/free-mariachi-band-sound-effect/  

Episode 98 ALSO uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Call Me In Lipstick by K Whiteford

D&C Mini - May 13, 2013 - Cars

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

In this mini, Comedian Eric Fell joins me to discuss two men who stole their dates' cars...  - and to read some strange internet finds (how to: make her forget, lust over tasty Japanese women and talk dirty to your wife).

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Eric Fell is on Twitter (@ericfell) and on Facebook. (Facebook.com/EricFell )
• He does the Gentlemen Heckler's Show and the Critical Hit Show.

Info

• Stories: Date Night and Sleepover Time
• Listen to our latest full show of "Dazed and Convicted" here.  It was a particularly good one. 
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MUSIC & SFX:




Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN110077

97 - Musical HIV vs Preventive Euthanasia

It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.

It's spring and death is in the air!  

The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.

Plus: Facebook love letters.

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Joe Zimmerman can be found at: Zimmermancomedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/ZimmermanComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@joezimmerman   
• His album, "Cardio Mix", with "The Beards of Comedy", is on iTunes and Amazon.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Music Teacher & Healer and Uxoricide Healer.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

Subscribe:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

BONUS CONTENT 

Sign up for the bonus content - on the Podawful Scrambled Channel. http://podawful.net/dazedandconvicted

More info here.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the theme song is: “Airport Lounge” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100806 - and the song used as Ryan's song was “Plaint by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300009

Episode 97 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Hypodermic Needle by George Hodan

Delicate and Caring Sexual Encounter

I do enjoy making fun of user-named porn clips. Almost as much as actually watching porn...

These are names that regular people who upload professional porn videos to another site have given the content. And, as you can see, they really know how to sell it!

I prefer MILF... but I do love me them yellow cars!

And here's where I prefer teen lesbians - but it's been a while since I was able to masturbate to a real striped wall!

When I get that feeling... I want Sexual Fingering...

Actually, I'm not sure what feeling that would be, since the term "Sexual Fingering" is making me retch.












Oh, how kind, they're spreading the nausea to men too!

It's what every dude wants to WATCH: a handjob.  And it's fucking romantic... Can you say SCORCHING?!

I'm excited about this Creampie Slut but I do need to be sure she's got her certification.

Check out a recent episode of the minicast (a bi-weekly extension of the podcast.):
"Dazed and Convicted", a dark comedy podcast.

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