95 - Love the Way You Lie

"Oh, Sally, I told the smallest little white lie and it got totally out of control!"
"Me too!"
"All I did was pretended I had cancer."
"And I just faked a rape and a birth!"
"These things spiral so easily!"

The stories are baffling, so we're grateful that Comedian Matt Bergman Guest Judges so he can assess the FTs and decide on the FT of the Week.

Plus: Revenge is supple and delicious!

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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Matt Bergman is at mattbergmancomedy.tumblr.com/
• He's on Twitter: @Bergmancomedy   
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/Matt-Bergman/209604945744124

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Cancer Lie, Rape Fakery. And Culinary Goodness.  

Related episodes

• Check out our most recent (full) show: "Episode 94 - Lookin Like a Fool With Your Wardrobe Malfunction with two guys who just couldn't reign in their equipment.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

The song in the 3rd sketch of this episode "Off to Osaka by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100128

Episode 95 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.    

Photo (below) = Questions 1 by Peter Griffin