D&C Mini - April 29, 2013 - ADD Ghost

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Jesse PS joins me to discuss two hauntings... (with a learning disabled ghost and a flatulent daemon)  - and to read some strange internet finds (ghost sex, hot gay daemons and more).

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Jesse PS's podcast is: Pod Awful (Podawful.com)  
• He's also on Twitter: @PodAwful and on the Pod Awful Channel Facebook Group

• Jesse was on "Episode 75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer"
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• Stories: Facebook Fury and Snakey Proposition.
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MUSIC & SFX:





Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!

This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...

We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.

Plus: Confounding confessions!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Jon Shefsky (Joncomedy.com) is on Twitter (@Shefsky) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Jon.Shefsky).
• Jeff Amaral is on YouTube (youtube.com/user/JeffAmaralJeffAmaral)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Status Update and Foot Solution.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the "Evening News" theme song is: "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod - and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Episode 96 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo (below) = Scared Guy by Frits Ahlefeldt

And I Would Drive 10,000 Miles...

More Craigslist joy.
(I also have a slew of related posts on my blog.)

Sorry, these are often difficult to understand. Allow me to assist.

Translation: "I am both married and broke.  I am also on the down-low.  Additionally, I'm overweight, not tall and have a penis who's size is, by definition, exactly average. But I am willing to fuck you! I live far off the beaten path, so it'll probably take you a good hour or so to drive over.  But look at the prize you'll be getting once you arrive!"  

Translation: "I need someone to take my virginity because I'm 26 and it hasn't happened yet and I'm hoping you'll feel sorry for me because it's my birthday and provide some pity sex.  But you must also meet my STANDARDS!  I don't just give my virginity to anyone. On Craigslist."

(Note, virgin males can be very picky. A similar guy on this post.)

Translation: "I am happy for you to do something super-unhygienic because I have an interesting perversion. And I understand that you may be too cheap to purchase your own sex toys. Which makes you quality. But don't come in it! I have STANDARDS!"

Translation: "I have a small dick and it will take forever to get me off."

Well, at least he might be on a bus route.

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D&C Mini - April 15, 2013

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Chris Wilding joins me to discuss two very promising relationships (one with a guy infuriated by a Facebook like and another who wants his wife to participate in a very unusual threesome)  - and to read some bizarre internet finds (snake-like marital aids, sock drama and religious snake insanity).
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Chris Wilding's podcast is: The B-Quarterly Women's Social Club bqwsc.tumblr.com   
• You can find him on Facebook Facebook.com/chriswilding and the podcast at: Facebook.com/biquarterly
• He's also on Twitter: @cwild22

• Chris was on "Episode #88 - Totem Pole Killer vs. Sweet Tranny Dealer

Info

• Stories: Facebook Fury and Snakey Proposition.

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• Twitter: @DazedConvicted, Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted, Email: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com, Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772