94 - Lookin Like a Fool With Your Wardrobe Malfunction

Johnsons are rambunctious creatures that do not like to be restrained.  Nay, they wish to explore!
And when kept in confined spaces they will leap out without the slightest provocation!

At least that's what these FTs want you to believe.

We're grateful the great Dan McCoy is able to evaluate their excuses, Guest Judge and determine the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Blackboard threats.
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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Dan McCoy's podcast is "The Flophouse" (flophousepodcast.com)
• He's on Twitter: @dankmccoy  
• And on Facebook: ( facebook.com/dan.k.mccoy )
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Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Hole in the pants, "Fell Out". And a smart teacher.

Related episodes

• Check out last week's show: "Episode 93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing where we find two men: one who moved really quickly and one who was even more concerningly, patient.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 94 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.