93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing

Some men really know what they want.  And what these men want is someone who really doesn't want them.

But what does that matter! Where there's psychosis and a will, there's a FTed way!

Guest Judging this time are Kris Elgstrand and Brad Dryborough who combine their brilliant minds to decide on  the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Burning down the house!
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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Kris Elgstrand is at: Legstand.com, Twitter: @leg_stand And on Facebook. 
• His album is "Songs of The Sad Sack" and is available at: http://kriselgstrand.bandcamp.com/ (the intro I played was taken from one of his Youtube videos).
• Their film Doppelgangerpaul.com ( doppelgangerpaul.com ) can be purchased on iTunes 
• Brad Dryborough (imdb.com/name/nm0238694/ ) is on Facebook.
• Their show is "Ramifications of a Particular Crash" and will be at Blake Snyder Theatre  at GO Studio, opening on May 28.
• And they also have have the monthly Social Anxiety Hour.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: "Consensual" Hostage Taking, Wife Reclaiming. Plus: Firestarter. 

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 92 - Sandwich Sadness vs Last Chance to Prance we encounter a sandwich-crazed man and a crazed tranny(?).  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 93 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  
AS WELL AS:

(2nd sketch) “Open Those Bright Eyes by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100696 · 

And (also for 2nd sketch) "Whoosh sound = “Flyby” Recorded by Conor http://soundbible.com/1891-Flyby.html

Photo below Wedding Clip Art by K Whiteford