Reposting Episode 87 ONLY for Apple Podcast App Users. 87 - Road Artistry vs Pedo in a Cupboard

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A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment.

Thankfully, we have a man who seems to comprehend some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton.

Plus:  Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Jason Horton's podcast: Two White Guys Podcast Twowhiteguys.tumblr.com/  
• You can find him on YouTube: youtube.com/user/jasonhorton 
• Find him on Twitter: @Jason_Horton and @TWGPodcast,
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/planethorton and Facebook.com/pages/Two-White-Guys-Podcast/ 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Stripper Performance Art,  Cupboard Pedo. Plus: Heavy Metal disability.

Related episodes

• Jason's Two White Guy's Co-host, Jason Mattingly, was on Episode 74 - "The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover"
• Last week's episode had Taylor Ketchum judging some very giving women.... On Episode 86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO. 
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO: 

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) for the pieces Light Thoughts and Easy Lemon (used in the 3rd sketch) 

Mike Koenig for the “Slide/Sliding”sound 

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 87 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

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Below: Man Waiving by Petr Kratochvil

87 - Road Artistry vs. Pedo in a Cupboard

A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment.

Thankfully, we have a man who seems to comprehend some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton.

Plus:  Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're now a part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Jason Horton's podcast: Two White Guys Podcast Twowhiteguys.tumblr.com/  
• You can find him on YouTube: youtube.com/user/jasonhorton 
• Find him on Twitter: @Jason_Horton and @TWGPodcast,
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/planethorton and Facebook.com/pages/Two-White-Guys-Podcast/ 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Stripper Performance Art,  Cupboard Pedo. Plus: Heavy Metal disability.

Related episodes

• Jason's Two White Guy's Co-host, Jason Mattingly, was on Episode 74 - "The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover"
• Last week's episode had Taylor Ketchum judging some very giving women.... On Episode 86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO. 
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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• Via Email (see: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

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More snarky and weird content via:

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) for the pieces Light Thoughts and Easy Lemon (used in the 3rd sketch) 

Mike Koenig for the “Slide/Sliding”sound 

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 

Episode 87 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

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Below: Man Waiving by Petr Kratochvil

86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO

This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away!

Hey, when put that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet.

As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum!
So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call.

Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
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Channel

We're now a part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Taylor Ketchum is on Twitter @taylorketchum  
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/taylor.ketchum 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Story Info

• This week's stories: Vengeful Ex, Christmas Gift Murderer  Plus: Living in a Tree 

Related episodes

• More Stalkers in #81 - "Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" and in #78 - "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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Subscribe:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• New iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 86 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Phone below: Young Woman Texting by Petr Kratochvil
 

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85 - Stealing is the New Bonding

It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing.

It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance.

These mothers should write a parenting guide!

Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our “FT of the Week”.

And Mike Sains (of the Tower of Sour podcast) fills in for Bill (as Bill is infectious right now.
OK, more infectious).

Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

Channel

We're now a part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest Co-Host

•  Mike Sains of the Tower of Sour Podcast
• Tower of Sour is at: Soundcloud.com/towerofsour (as well as on iTunes, Stitcher etc.)
• He's on Twitter (@Mike Sains) and Facebook: ( Facebook.com/eatmoretruth )  
• @TowerOfSour and Facebook.com/TowerOfSour 

Regular Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Roy Tighe can be found at: RoyTighe.com
• His production company is: Tigheland.com  
• The best place to find him is on YouTube: Youtube.com/user/TighelandProductions

Info

• This week's stories: 10 Kids and Stealing, Bad Math Mom and Daughter Duo. Plus: Intimate returns. 

Recent Episode

• Brian Frange was a hilarious Guest Judge on our last episode, "Episode 84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman". 

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• Via Email (see: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Sloan Garrett, who created, voiced & produced the "Winners" disclaimer: 

Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 85 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Bonus Track #1 - More Russian Discussion

Happy New Year!

Should old FTs be forgot, and never brought to mind?
I think not!

This the first "Dazed and Convicted" Bonus Track.
I plan to send these out monthly - and to only those who sign up at: Tinyletter.com/MonicaHamburg

What is it? It's a short (5 - 10 min) funny audio recorded for the show - but that didn't get included (for time, fluidity reasons).

This one has the wonderful guys from "Sarcastic Voyage" (Aalgar & Matt Rowbotham) on it!

Enjoy.






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