84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman

'Tis the season for: merriment, stress and resolutions. So why not resolve some pesky problems, like killing the wife you divorced years ago – or the nagging issue of not being infamous yet?!

As always, we haven’t a clue who is more FTed – and we particularly appreciate Brian Frange coming on as our Guest Judge and imparting his insight, wit and enthusiasm to determine the “FT of the Week”.

 Plus: Make some holiday changes! Politely request police.

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Brian Frange's blog is: nothingisgood.com 
• You can find him on Facebook: Facebook.com/brianfrange
• and on Twitter (@brianfrange)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Church... Service and HitMan & The SnipMan. Plus: Be Good This Year. Please and sorry.  

Related episodes

• Last week, we looked at some dating disasters. EXTREME dating disasters. 83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

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• Harry Meas of Undercover Apple for the initial intro music.
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• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Episode 84 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

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83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

Dating! It's full of pitfalls: like being falsely accused of rape or being murdered by a sicko with a dark sense of humor.  Pick your poison. Or FT.

Comedian Carlos Herrera is our Guest Judge and determines the "FT of the Week"!

Plus:  a 15-step program for addiction!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Find Carlos Herrera on Twitter (@cjherrera)
• And on Facebook 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Explosator", in several sketch roles. 

Info

• This week's stories: Rape is in the Eye of the Beholder..? and a WICKED Man. Plus: a compassionate plan.

Related episodes

• Last week, we learned what will bring you.... Never mind - the answer is: Drugs! It's always: Drugs. Episode 82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs. 

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• Sloan Garrett (of SloanGarrett.com for creating and voicing the "Winners ad" - music "Winners" is "Overcast: by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
• Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music.
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
• Episode 83 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

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Photo below: Glass Of Wine For Two by Vera Kratochvil

82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs

This week we bring you two stellar hypocrites: a Pastor/Drug-Dealer and a Drug Counsellor/DUI Murderer.

He’s bringing people closer to God, she’s bringing people closer to her windshield. Who will be the FT of the Week? The lovely Kaytlin Bailey is our Guest Judge and makes the crucial call.

Plus: Play a fun, crazy game!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Kaytlin Bailey can be found at: kaytlinbailey.com
• On Twitter: @KaytlinBailey
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/KaytlinComedy
• And she's touring with her Pink Collar Comedy Tour: pinkcollarcomedytour.com

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Explosator", in several sketch roles. 

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor Drug Dealer, Drug Counsellor and DUI Murderer. Plus: a fun game! (I also quote from this article about the esteemed Sheriff.)

Related episodes

• Last week, an obsessive wanna-be-lover competed against a successful lover (and, also, killer)- on "Episode 81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" 

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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week".  http://poll.fm/40oiq Or comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music.
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• For Sketches SFX: "Wallpaper" (music for the "Games" sketch") by Kevin McCleod at Incompetech.com.  All other contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 82 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.  

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Photo below: Red And Pink Pills by Vera Kratochvil