78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

Some guys are just so easy to please!

We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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"The S&M Rants" is now called "Dazed and Convicted" and is at DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)

Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  

She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

Info

• This week's stories: "Self-Defence Guru", Panty-Stealer - plus: motivational teacher. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a naked clown and an old beach-going pervert - plus, the guys from Sweet Feathery Jesus returned! On Episode 77 -  "Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv"
• More perverts - on shows tagged "perverts".  (Perverts feature in other episodes too, but the ones tagged "perverts" tend to be ones in which both of the FT competitors could be classified as such.)   

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(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 78 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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Post photo is: Golden Nut Decoration by Petr Kratochvil