81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady

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We have some persistent FTs this time around: A guy whose chance meeting with a gal - who doesn't want him - leads him on an 8 month sea odyssey...  And a lady who solves her problems with men in a manner that is unique - and intricate.

Thankfully Jarrod Harris is here to provide enlightenment and judgement!  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Tune in and find out!

Plus: No bones about it, this chick is warped.

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

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• He's on Twitter: @jarrodharris  
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/JarrodHarrisComedy 

Info

• This week's stories: Obsessive Turk, Ice Cream Lady - plus: Sexy Lady. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a man who liked to watch his co-workers go to the bathroom.  Also: his excuse for why he did it was terrible: Episode 80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks.

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• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 81 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.  

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Photo below: Boat At Sea by veronica söderberg

80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks

It's status quo over here... just talking about a few perverts trying to enact their fetishes without other people catching on...

Like watching co-workers go to the bathroom? Enjoy having people pile on top of each other (not what you're thinking...)  Who doesn't!

Judgement is provided by Found Footage's Nick Prueher! He awards the prestigious title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: Bowler Gone Bad.

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Nick Prueher can be found on Twitter (@nickprueher)  
• Found Footage Festival is also on Twitter (@foundfootage and on Facebook. 
• The Found Footage Festival is at: FoundFootageFest.com (About, Tour Info) 
• They'll be in Vancouver on December 4th at The Rio  

Info

• This week's stories: Penney Pepper, Poser for Piggybacks - plus: Karaoke Rage! 

Related episodes

• Last week,  two perverted Pastors duked it out for the title - on Episode 79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro.     

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THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 80 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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Photo below: Woman On The Phone by Vera Kratochvil

79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro

***New Info for Podcast***
New name: "Dazed and Convicted"

Site: DazedandConvicted.com
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
Twitter: @DazedConvicted
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We are all flawed, my children.  And so how can we judge these wayward Pastors? After all, who here has not molested someone as part of a "cure" - and let he who has not had killed the daughter of his fiancé in order to have sex with her corpse cast the first stone!

This week's men will be judged! By Comedian Aaron Berg, who decides on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: First impressions can be so difficult to get right!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Aaron Berg's site is: http://www.aaronberg.com

And he's on Twitter: @aaronbergcomedy 

His tour schedule is here - and he'll be in Vancouver (B.C.) December 20-22.  

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor "Cure" and Molest, Pastor Kill, Kill, Kill and Sex - plus: an excellent first impression.

Related episodes

• Last week, a man pretended to teach self-defence to trick women into kicking him in the nuts... Oh, and there was another guy who understood how to make a good first impression...  On Episode 78 -  "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Another set of pious pastors on "65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend 
• And another darling man in more on ""Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!""     

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OTHER INFO:

• I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 79 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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Dazed and Convicted is the new "S&M Rants"

If you're here, you've already know that the podcast that was "The S&M Rants" is now called: "Dazed and Convicted".

Since Episode 72, I also have a new co-host (Bill Allman) - and we do even more sketches.

It's lots of fun, still very dark and sure to shock your folks.

Where you can find the podcast:

This site (obviously): DazedandConvicted.com
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
Twitter: @DazedConvicted

Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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Full Guest List here.

Thanks for listening!

Cheers,
Monica

78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

Some guys are just so easy to please!

We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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"The S&M Rants" is now called "Dazed and Convicted" and is at DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)

Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  

She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

Info

• This week's stories: "Self-Defence Guru", Panty-Stealer - plus: motivational teacher. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a naked clown and an old beach-going pervert - plus, the guys from Sweet Feathery Jesus returned! On Episode 77 -  "Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv"
• More perverts - on shows tagged "perverts".  (Perverts feature in other episodes too, but the ones tagged "perverts" tend to be ones in which both of the FT competitors could be classified as such.)   

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More snarky and weird content on:

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OTHER INFO:

• I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 78 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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Post photo is: Golden Nut Decoration by Petr Kratochvil

77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv

Get sexed up by a clown on the road or have an elderly man pleasure himself to you by the sea? So many hot options this time, it's impossible to choose!
Luckily, the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) return to Guest Judge to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Another lousy experience at a bank.
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"The S&M Rants" is now called "Dazed and Convicted" and is at DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com

Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom, Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  

On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    

And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".  

Info

• This week's stories: Naked Clown, Old Perv, - plus: indigant robber.

Related episodes
The SFJ Guys were also on Episode 70 - Cape FT.
Last week, some real fakers... including a woman who faked her own kidnapping to get a day off work.  On Episode 76 - Fake it Until You... Something
See a full list of all Guest Judges and their episodes.
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OTHER INFO:

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• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 77 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

Seashell by Petr Kratochvil