73 - Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!

Drinking can be harmful. Of course, you're aware of that.  But there are some things you may not know.
Whether it's alcohol or bad soda(?!) we feel it's important our audience be informed about the following (often overlooked) dangers of beverage consumption:

Groggy child molesting and rabid nut biting.

Please consume responsibly.

Thankfully, Will Hines is here as the Guest Judge to evaluate who truly deserves to be crowned  "FT of the Week".

Plus: Grandchildren can be real pains...
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Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Will Hines can be found at WillHines.net 
• Find him on Twitter: @WillHines
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/WillHines

Info

• This week's stories: Bad Soda and Nut Biting Romance + Corrupting Grandma

Thanks to:

• Shiftypop  for the Dazed and Convicted theme song and outro music: 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art: 

Attribution:

• Door slamming (& closing) sound by Payattention on Freesound.org  
• Sci fi sound by ERH on Freesound.org  
• “It had to be you” sample  
• Phone sound in last sketch/song is by Razzvio on Freesound.org 
• The dial tone sound is by hyderpotter on Freesound.org

Related episodes

• Last week, a couch molestor and a peeping tom+ duked it out for the title! On Episode 72: "Love Song for a Couch" - with Travis Clark. 
• More mind-melting excuses are tagged as "excuses". 

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YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music: 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.