Monica Hamburg Presents (Now: "Pornomedy" Podcast): October 2012

About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".

And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

October 26, 2012

76 - Fake It Until You... Something

There's a bunch of weird faking going on in this episode. We have a man who fakes a robbery to... who knows, really. And a woman who decides to get out of work by feigning her own kidnapping. Time off rocks!

The funny and dynamic Seth Wright from "Tales from the Attic" is back to share his derision as Guest Judge, and assess who truly merits the "FT of the Week" title.

Plus: Lesbian sex scammer (Yes! You read that right!)
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Guest Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Seth's podcast is at: http://talesfromtheattic.net
Find him on Twitter: @sethdwright
And find the podcast at: @tftapodcast and on Facebook: Facebook.com/talesfromtheattic

List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Info & Credits

This week's stories: Thief Defender/Robber and Taking the Day Off... Sanity - plus: the lesbian sex scammer.
Episode 76 uses many sounds from freesound, full list here.

Related episodes

Seth Wright was also on Episode 23 - "You Mess With The Convicted Murderer Cashier At McDonalds, You Get The Crowbar"
Last week, some abusers who really diversify! On Episode 75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer - with Guest Judge Jesse P-S.
More strange plans and excuses labelled "Excuses"
More mind-melting excuses including "Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!" tagged as "excuses".

GENERAL SHOW NOTES

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FIND

More snarky and weird content on:

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OTHER INFO:

I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the new theme song and outro music:
Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

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October 19, 2012

75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer

Some men are just irresistible! Especially the kind who are already on trial for beating someone when you meet them. Or the ones who get booted out of the Navy because they love children… too much.

How to choose the winning FT?! It's impossible!

Which is why it's so wonderful to have Jesse PS from "Podawful" Guest Judging and have him decide who truly merits the "FT of the Week" title.

Plus: A man who is very accident-prone!

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---Information and Links ---

List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Jesse P-S can be found at: jessep-s.com
Jesse's podcast is: Podawful podawful.com
Find him on Twitter: @JesseP_S
On Facebook: Facebook.com/jesseps

InfoThis week's stories: Marriage Material and Absent-minded Stalker-Ex - and "Accident Prone" Man.

Attribution:

Crowd talking by Courtroom noise by Tomlija on Freesound.org
Trance music by Nandoo1 on Freesound.org
British phone ring by Acclivity on Freesound.org
Hang up sound by ondrosik on Freesound.org
Photo below is Face Of The Man by Jiri Hodan

Related episodes

Last week, excitement abounds in the lives of these FTs on "Episode 75 - The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover" - with Guest Judge Josh Mattingly.
More ideal men on "Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine". With Guest Judges Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber.

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

TO GET IT. FAST. Please Subscribe

Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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On Stitcher too: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
Email and other options here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

FIND

More snarky and weird content on:

Twitter: @DazedConvicted
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

OTHER INFO:

I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the new theme song and outro music:
Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

October 12, 2012

74 - The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover

Did you wake up recently and think, "Man... My life is so darn BORING?!"

Not these people... Their days are chock-full-of-nuts... We can't even begin to imagine what a crazy time would constitute for these FTs...

This week the competitors are a woman who is accused of DUI - while already on probation for... well, let's not even get into the for... And a family that'll make yours look sane in comparison.

Guest Judging this week is Josh Mattingly from "Two White Guys Podcast" and it's joyous to have him decide who truly merits the title of the "FT of the Week".

Plus: An erotic story about... a night... and a bunch of countries...(?)

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---Information and Links ---

List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Josh Mattingly's podcast is: Two White Guys Podcast Twowhiteguys.tumblr.com/
His Movember video is at: Youtube.com/watch?v=to-QvYUWnVQ
Find him on Twitter:@JoshMattingly and @TWGPodcast,
On Facebook: Facebook.com/JoshMattingly and Facebook.com/pages/Two-White-Guys-Podcast/
On YouTube: The IndieStatik Channel

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This week's stories: She's a Lady... and Custody Battle.

Attribution:

Crowd talking by Sagetyrtle on Freesound.org
Door slam by Dobroide on Freesound.org
Romantic song at Restaurant by Cheesepuff on Freesound.org

Related episodes

Last week, bad soda turned a guy bad! On Episode 73 - "Rotten Soda Turned Me Intro a Pedophile" - with Guest Judge Will Hines.
More extreme chaos in Episode 49: "Choke, Rattle and Roll" where some guys committ way too many crimes in a short period of time... With Guest Judge Caleb Bacon.

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

TO GET IT. FAST. Please Subscribe
- Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
- iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
- On Stitcher too: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
- Email and other options here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

FIND

More snarky and weird content on:

Twitter: @DazedConvicted
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

OTHER INFO:

I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the new theme song and outro music:
Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

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October 5, 2012

73 - Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!

Drinking can be harmful. Of course, you're aware of that. But there are some things you may not know.
Whether it's alcohol or bad soda(?!) we feel it's important our audience be informed about the following (often overlooked) dangers of beverage consumption:

Groggy child molesting and rabid nut biting.

Please consume responsibly.

Thankfully, Will Hines is here as the Guest Judge to evaluate who truly deserves to be crowned "FT of the Week".

Plus: Grandchildren can be real pains...
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---Information and Links ---

Guest Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Will Hines can be found at WillHines.net
Find him on Twitter: @WillHines
On Facebook: Facebook.com/WillHines

Info

This week's stories: Bad Soda and Nut Biting Romance + Corrupting Grandma

Thanks to:

Shiftypop for the Dazed and Convicted theme song and outro music:
Calso Art for the new logo/album art:

Attribution:

Door slamming (& closing) sound by Payattention on Freesound.org
Sci fi sound by ERH on Freesound.org
“It had to be you” sample
Phone sound in last sketch/song is by Razzvio on Freesound.org
The dial tone sound is by hyderpotter on Freesound.org

Related episodes

Last week, a couch molestor and a peeping tom+ duked it out for the title! On Episode 72: "Love Song for a Couch" - with Travis Clark.
More mind-melting excuses are tagged as "excuses".

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES (UPDATED)

TO GET IT. FAST. Please Subscribe
- Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
- iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
- On Stitcher too: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
- Email and other options here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

FIND

More snarky and weird content on:

Twitter: @DazedConvicted
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

OTHER INFO:

I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the new theme song and outro music:
Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

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